I don't think it's a conscious decision to bring a gun every time they go to froyo or a PTA meeting. It's more like "Oh I'm leaving the safety of my home where any manner of maniac could be out there. Better make sure I'm prepared.". My dad was a CC nut for a little while and although it did scare the shit out of me… » 4/01/15 9:10pm Yesterday 9:10pm

SSRIs don't do jack and shit for me so I've been pretty much just roughing it for the 10 years since I was diagnosed. Weed is really the only the thing I've ever found that gets me feeling good and gets my body working the way it should (depression fucks up your dick and sex drive, there I said it) and we can't even… » 4/01/15 4:43pm Yesterday 4:43pm

I'm envious. I wish that celebrity culture wasn't so jammed down my throat from every direction that I could still honestly get the two of them confused. I'd love to not know a damn thing about either of them. » 3/31/15 9:39pm Tuesday 9:39pm

+1 for Earl, no gain for the usual suspects, and -100,000,000 for the inclusion of Father, T-Pain, and Future. You're bad and you should feel bad. » 3/30/15 11:05pm Monday 11:05pm

Tesla now channeling Rockstar Games with the introduction of unnecessary bullshit to distract us from the fact that they haven't delivered on their promises. » 3/30/15 8:37pm Monday 8:37pm

Oh MAH gawd. I fucking want that in my life right NOW. I totally made fun of this car and called it the Hyundai Molester. Sure, who didn't? But I take it aaaaaaaalllllllllllll back. » 3/30/15 8:15pm Monday 8:15pm

This is the kind of thing that children wind up resenting their parents for. There's a way to teach your children about being themselves without putting the intimate details of your sex life on national television. There is just a smidgen of middle ground between complete silence and making the conversation a national… » 3/30/15 8:11pm Monday 8:11pm

In the nature of keeping it 100 I'm going to go ahead and say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever read and the fact that it has 99 stars scares the shit out of me. » 3/28/15 8:14pm Saturday 8:14pm

If you don't like giving blowjobs then WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU EVER GIVING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE? Why did it take some sudden awakening to realize that you shouldn't do something that you don't enjoy doing? » 3/28/15 7:30pm Saturday 7:30pm