I'm so glad that I'm getting old enough to not get this whole thing. Seriously man, "No Type" is okay, but the rest of the shit on that album is just stupid. It's all dumb, pseudo-hard ignorant shit, but it's not even the fun kind of dumb, pseudo-hard ignorant shit (Flocka, Chief Keef, etc.). It's a couple dumb fuckin… » 3/03/15 7:46pm Yesterday 7:46pm

They really shouldn't have parked there because the M3 makes the CTS-V look like a barbecued dog anus. I used to be of the opinion that the CTS-V was a good looking car until seeing them both in the same shot. When you see the two side by side you become acutely aware that the Cadillac is not proportioned properly. … » 3/03/15 1:21am Yesterday 1:21am

Wow. What a motherfucking wordsmith. The two of them belong together. They're both putting on fake tough personas that barely hide the fact that they're about as sensitive as a couple of hemorrhoids. Even that thing where Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise pretended to not each be fucking 20 dudes on the side wasn't as… » 3/02/15 8:33pm Monday 8:33pm

I'm kind of offended at his/her implication that Miatas and MR2s aren't fast. I'm sure that in a rally scenario a Miata or MR2 would be a wonderful choice. I question the car choice straight off the bat. 190hp sounds okay until you realize that the car won't have retained all of it's power, but it's definitely… » 3/01/15 12:49pm Sunday 12:49pm

Took fluoxetine as prescribed. "Suicidal thoughts" is not an exaggeration or scare tactic. That shit will literally make you think about killing yourself. Not necessarily pushing you to do it (although if you're taking it as prescribed you're probably fine in the motivation department) but definitely thinking about… » 2/28/15 8:58pm Saturday 8:58pm

Maybe I'm just dumb, but did anyone else read "Watch this Subaru rally driver just casually crash into a horse"? Seriously, I even watched the clip and didn't realize I had read it wrong until I saw the crash. I was just like what the fuck is this? » 2/28/15 6:06pm Saturday 6:06pm

Damn. I was really hoping for a shutdown so people could see that we don't really need the DHS. Terrorist actions still happen every day anyway and they get too many tips to be able to decipher a credible threat from a hoax. The whole department is only there to give us a false sense of security. » 2/28/15 10:50am Saturday 10:50am

He is, of course, completely right about the first part. In 20 years people won't remember Beyonce. 'Crazy in Love' has some staying power, but it's not timeless. None of her songs are timeless classics. She's not even that big though. He makes her out to be something she's not. The kind of worldwide acclaim that she… » 2/28/15 10:42am Saturday 10:42am

Can anyone explain to me how the "overall" grade can be higher than either of the 2 grades it's comprised of? Even if you weight style 100% and substance 0% Scott Walker getting anything higher than an A- should be completely impossible, right? What school did Mark Halperin go to? Oh, Harvard. Of course. » 2/28/15 12:48am Saturday 12:48am

"What color is this dress?" is really at about the level of actual problem-solving power that most social media users have. Nobody on Twitter can do a goddamn thing about racism, sexism, poverty, cancer, Boko Haram, ISIS, Canadian kids dying in house fires, high school dropout, or any of the other shit that we're… » 2/27/15 1:50pm Friday 1:50pm